Screws fall out all the time, world’s an imperfect place…

Principal Vernon: You think about this…when you get old, these kids; when I get old, they’re gonna be runnin’ the country.

Janitor Carl: Yeah?

Principal Vernon: Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night…That when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me.

Carl: I wouldn’t count on it!

Sigh.